Well isn’t christmas a massive waste of effort!

Seasons greetings. In the spirit of the occasion i would like to say merry Christmas to all and any people who find this blog- however, a word of warning. WARNING! i do not like “x-mas” it is a rather misleadingly shite day. The next following paragraphs will casually slip over INCEPTION whilst noting my pure hatred for the banal celebration of the birth of a bloke with a beard and a bid red suit.

 

Hang on.

 

Oh no.

Thats right- i’ve confused myself. Santa is the twat with the hat, Jesus is the fictional character.

This is a shortlist of reasons for my hatred for the wonderful day.

 

1. shit telly

2. shit company

3. shit games

4. the battle for the control of all of the above.

 

Now my hatred for christmas revolves around some partic… by the way- this is a rant… around a particular knob- my older sibling. On one hand she insists on harmony over the course of the day, while in the other she is determined to piss everyone off- especially myself. Now i will happily admit i’m not perfect, but she takes the absolute piss.

This is where INCEPTION comes in. After opening my small selection of crap presents- the diamond in the rough- my very own copy of INCEPTION- special edition blu ray- the one with the amazing hologram cover. i was eagerly awaiting its home premier until the bombshell at the dinner table. SISTER: Can we see if there is anything on telly first, before we watch it?

In the back of my mind- i knew that INCEPTION would not save my miserable xmas time. i knew that can we see if there is anything on telly first was the nail in the coffin.

I was not going to see the amazing camera work in the corridor scene. I was not going to umm and ahh over the ambiguous ending, or the hints of the ongoing dream world. I was not going to get to imagine how good would Tom Hardy be if Nolan picked him for the Riddler in the next batman film.

Instead i was made to sit through re runs of shite that we watched last xmas.

From now on im not going to watch anything- im going to sleep and while asleep dream of a world in where my sister does not exist and that i can spend the most pointless holiday on my own with a dressing gown, a playstation, a bottle of whiskey, a 20 bag, 40 marlboro, and a insane amount of KFC.

 

Im a christmas hater- and im damn proud of it!!!!